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Post by phrostphyre on Mar 13, 2010 8:01:02 GMT 5
"Weel, Ai'm feelin' a wee bit peckish." Turning to face Regina, Convel winked, then, with a great show of selecting something, "Can Ai have that wee Pine Marten there? He looks a wee bit tasty."
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Post by Malum on Mar 13, 2010 8:14:10 GMT 5
The Pine Martin stiffened, and turned as white as a sheet. He started sweating, and begged Regina Amor.
"PLEASE! I'm too skinny! I'm all sinew and muscles! No fat WHAT SO EVER!"
Runco placed his paws together, as if in parayer, and started to beg on and on and on... While amor, seeing the wolves wink, played along for the moment.
"Oh, I don't know... After you have a good meal or two, you WILL be all fat! Then how should we eat him, Convel? Shall we skin him, and cook him then, boil him alive, or just eat him the old fashion way, take a bite, then chew?"
Squidge walked up, and smiled, managing to look very evil.
"Yeah, eating him alive sounds nice.. I like it when they scream..."
He had to stifle back a giggle as Runco wharted to sweat, and feverently try to get them to "spare his life"... Vihata walked up then, and gave an evil smile that make Squidge's look like a giggle.
"Soo... The squirrels spared his life?"
"Yeah, well I told the, not to skin him alive..."
Amor replied.
"Yeah, they don't know how to skin people alive..While I can skin them alive VERY nicely. I always use a jagged knife to prolong their suffering, and then, I make it hurt more by using a RUSTY knife. They start screaming for mercy, but I NEVER give it to them..."
Regina Amor had to choke back vomit as she thought about their pain.
"What ever happened to your rat?"
"Ohhhh.... I'm gonna go skin him now.. If any of you want to watch? Oh, and don't worry, I have refreshments there..."
she waved towards her chamber, and walked away, motioning them to follow.
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Post by phrostphyre on Mar 13, 2010 8:43:19 GMT 5
"Nae, Ai'm tae hungry tae wait tae skin and fatten and cook him up. Ai'll do it now!" Lunging towards the pine marten, Convel snapped his teeth at the whimpering beast. Missing by a fraction, Convel winked at him and went towards the fresh loaves.
"Nae, Ai'm nae intae eating wee beasties. Although I do love me some fried bread!"
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Post by Malum on Mar 13, 2010 8:55:31 GMT 5
Runco screeched in fear as the wolf lunged towards him, and sat there shaking as he walked off. He let out a big sigh, and walked over to the food, keeping his distance from the wolf. Vihata frowned.
"Fine, when ya'll are finished eating, will you come and watch the show?"
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Post by Malum on Mar 16, 2010 4:24:57 GMT 5
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Post by phrostphyre on Mar 17, 2010 2:49:44 GMT 5
"So, tell me madame, why is a fort in the middle of nowhere, inhabited by a wee queen? Is it the seat of your power? Or are ye just in exile?"
Questioning Amor, Convel noticed that his shirt was starting to come undone.
"I beg your pardon, but I must be gone for a wee bit."
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Post by Malum on Mar 18, 2010 1:03:00 GMT 5
Regina amor sighed.
"We used to live down by Redwall abbey... A qaint little place... Yet, they threw us out, and called us vermin...." A tear showed up in her eye.
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Post by Lisolette on Mar 18, 2010 7:56:52 GMT 5
Hemlock frowned at the word "Redwall". "Oy don't loik dat dere Abbey. Vay be filled wit hypocrites! And vay don't let me give'em fotunes!" The gypsy sniffed before remembering something, "Och, eh, Queen Amor? Dere's sumthin' oi need to tell ye..."
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Post by Malum on Mar 20, 2010 6:38:55 GMT 5
Regina Amor turned to look at her.
"What?"
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Post by Lisolette on Mar 20, 2010 12:55:47 GMT 5
Hemlock glanced at the other foxes and Convel anxiously. "Oi needz to talk with ye-privately!" The wildcat grabbed Regina Amors paw and dragged her away. "Et be sumthin' that might 'ave sumthin' to do with ye...And Fort Amor...And a place with red stone walls...it's a prediction of the footcher, ye seez..."
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